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90% of human communication is non-verbal, so they say
Which makes it tricky to be subtle when you're typing in a room on your own
You can't blame your friends for getting frantic
When you say "Help! I'm being eaten by a bear."
You need some sort of sign to show them that they needn't care
And you're in luck 'cause when you're hanging at the end of the line
There's a typographical suffix that'll save you every time
WINKYFACE it's a binary emoticonic masterpiece
A slice of punctuational humanity that keeps you out of trouble
As you while away the days inside your tiny online bubble
WINKYFACE there's nothing you can't say with WINKYFACE
What are the chances of straight away liking a person who never smiles? Slim to none
Which makes it tricky to be charming when you're pixellated letters on a screen
Who wouldn't have a minor meltdown
When you say "Great time last night. Srsly. I want to have your babies."
You're giving the impression that you're absolutely crazy
And they'll run and tell the world you're a slippery creep
And there's only one solution when you've gotten in too deep
WINKYFACE it's a binary emoticonic masterpiece
A slice of punctuational humanity that keeps you out of trouble
As you while away the days inside your tiny online bubble
WINKYFACE there's nothing you can't say with WINKYFACE
